starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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baka-cerda:

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

buns forever

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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photographyofdavidhanjani:

The Ocean’s Gold. Video & Gif By David Hanjani

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stability:

Why are girls clothes so expensive what the fuck

(Source: blissless, via tommy-wollfram)

soya-milk:

yuzees:

bm-z:

The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

If you don’t want to be a kardashian ur lying

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bloxs:

2014: thicker eyebrows, fatter ass, more lipstick, bigger hair, more reading and better politics.

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